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The Farmers Almanac Predicts Global Cooling

September 10, 2008

 Years ago when I was a child scientists were predicting global cooling and the coming of another ice age. When that didn’t quite pan out scientists decided that the real threat was global warming. Now the Farmers Almanac, which claims to predict the weather with 80% accuracy is predicting that global cooling is back.

“We at the Almanac are among those who believe that sunspot cycles and their effects on oceans correlate with climate changes,” writes meteorologist and climatologist Joseph D’Aleo. “Studying these and other factor suggests that cold, not warm, climate may be our future.”

 The sun and it’s surface may have something to do with how hot it is? Holy shit, what a radical idea.

 Politicians have glommed onto the global warming fraud as a means to increases taxes and restrictions on the American people. Scientists have glommed onto the fraud also, for fear of losing their grant money if they dare to debate the scam that is global warming. But finally we have a group who have come out and said that the sun is what makes the earth warm. HERESY!

 Of course they have to give the obligatory disclaimer so as to not incur the wrath of the government.

“We say that if human beings were not contributing to global warming, it would become real cold in the next 50 years,” Hale said

 They have been right 80% of the time without factoring the “human element” there is no reason to believe that they won’t be right again. They are prdicting global cooling for the next half century.

 This is going to piss off Al Gore.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Terrant's avatar
    September 10, 2008 9:51 pm

    Did you read the news? It is the increase of green house gases on Earth that is causing lack of sun spots and a corresponding increase in temperature on Mars. We need to redouble our efforts here to prevent this disaster! 🙂

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  2. Steve Dennis's avatar
    September 10, 2008 10:00 pm

    Of course, it all makes sense now. 🙂

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  3. Deb's avatar
    Deb permalink
    September 12, 2008 8:37 am

    And yet, he persists. The ad from live-shot Kerry’s re-election campaign starts with Algore stating “the earth is warming” I can’t help but say no , it’s not, you idiot. The cat looks at me funny. Please tell me they will pick something else, and soon…….

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  4. Johnnyb's avatar
    Johnnyb permalink
    September 13, 2008 7:12 am

    Wonder if they will blame George Bush for Global Cooling too?

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  5. nonein2008's avatar
    nonein2008 permalink
    September 14, 2008 11:18 pm

    Yes, they will blame Bush. The #1 reason they can blame Bush is that during the last 6 years of his Presidency, sun spots have decreased! During the last 5 years of his Presidency, the earth has cooled. Clearly his fault. A direct correlation.

    The next great AlGore wave is ASC – Anthropogenic Solar Chaos. Man is causing an upset in the sun. We’ve seen the recent move to the term chaos over warming as you can now claim any change, up down or sideways.

    As we begin to acknowledge that the sun most influences the earth’s climate, we need to now find the path to show that man is impacting the solar output! Then we can regulate, control and tax that specific action of man.

    One proposed item is cell phones. The magnetic field disruption caused by cell phones. There is a direct correlation between decreasing sun spots over the last 6 years and the increasing number of cell phones. Direct.

    Better yet, another is negative thoughts of people. Thus, we can now cap and trade in thoughts. We can tax thoughts. There is a proven correlation between the increased number of negative thoughts over the last 6 years and the decreasing number of sun spots.

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