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Using Google Causes Global Warming

January 11, 2009

 You may not know it but by sitting behind the computer and typing a search into Google you are destroying the planet. That is what this article claims.

While millions of people tap into Google without considering the environment, a typical search generates about 7g of CO2 Boiling a kettle generates about 15g. “Google operates huge data centres around the world that consume a great deal of power,” said Alex Wissner-Gross, a Harvard University physicist whose research on the environmental impact of computing is due out soon. “A Google search has a definite environmental impact.”

A recent report by Gartner, the industry analysts, said the global IT industry generated as much greenhouse gas as the world’s airlines – about 2% of global CO2 emissions. “Data centres are among the most energy-intensive facilities imaginable,” said Evan Mills, a scientist at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory in California. Banks of servers storing billions of web pages require power.

 no-computers If you found this blog by googling “environment” looking for tips on how to stop global warming you actually contributed to global warming. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 The global warming alarmists are coming after everything and everybody. No business or citizen is going to be safe. If using Google is bad for the environment than that would mean that using the internet itself for any reason is bad for the environment, wouldn’t it?

 You see where this is going don’t you? The same place that all global warming cures end up at one point or another. A tax. We are going to hear that the internet needs a carbon tax instituted save the planet from all the damage we are causing with our typing.

  But it won’t stop there, it never does. The internet will have to be regulated. If people use the internet less because the government is stopping them from going to sites that the government doesn’t think that they should be going to that will also help to save the planet.

 I will say it again, the global warming hoax is nothing but a scam that is global-warmingbeing used to tax and regulate the people. This shows just how imaginative these people can be with their ideas. They will stop at nothing to make sure that every aspect of your life is regulated because regulations bring taxes and fees.

 They will not stop unless we stop them. We can’t let these alarmists set the global warming agenda under President Obama. We can’t let them tax us to death on an issue that has not been proved. 

 There are plenty of scientists out there who see this for the scam that it is. Many are silent for fear of losing their federal grant money. Unfortunately they are being held hostage by governments who have found an issue that it is becoming politically acceptable to tax and regulate. They are being blackmailed with the threat of losing what is most important to their research, money. What good is this research if it has to be manipulated to please the government?

 Global warming is not a scientific issue, it is a political issue and we can’t let ourselves to be subjugated under such a false pretence.

 Think about this, by coming here you have helped to destroy the planet. By sitting in your own home and typing you are contributing to global warming. How ludicrous is that? It is insane. Please keep coming back, we can destroy the planet together.

(Just for the record, I used Google three times while writing this.)

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15 Comments leave one →
  1. Deb's avatar
    Deb permalink
    January 11, 2009 9:20 am

    The depth of the “reachiness” apparently has no bottom. Once again I ask should I just jump off a bridge and get it over with? Has P.E. Obama said anything about this yet, or is this one of his “don’t want to get into specifics” issues? I think he would do well to separate himself from the enviro-whackos. And if the Congress just keeps piling on tax after tax, I think they may force some people just to cut down even more and wreck the economy further, idiots.

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  2. Ron Russell's avatar
    January 11, 2009 12:47 pm

    Global warming–boy, what a crock. CO2 pollution, what would the worlds plants do without their supply of carbon dioxide—they would simply die. What we really need to do is cut back on the world population. How do we do that (the only solution is more wars and starvation) maybe thats the way to go. Oh yea, we can do away with cow, pig, goats, dogs, cats,–hell, all our domestic animals (but, lets protect all those endangered species). They we could all start riding bicycles, no that wouldn’t work either ( I hear you get more carbon emissions from riding a bicycle cross country as apposed to a car, factoring in the food required, etc.) . So what do we do? I think this is all academic—we don’t even know yet if the earth is warming and if it is are we to blame! But we need to listen to Al (global-warming) Gore—it must be true, so we should accept it. After all the debate is over, its been settled. How closed-minded can a person be—particuliarly one who supposely is so open-minded. I’m sick of the enviromental wacko’s.

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  3. NH's avatar
    January 11, 2009 2:16 pm

    Deb to answer your question, it’s above BHO’s ‘pay grade’ LOL

    I love it. Leave it to Mr. Pink to pick up on this. I thought it was a joke when I first saw it.

    It’s going to be pretty amazing the bullsh** we are going to be subjected to for the next 4 years. In fact, we’re gonna have to wade through so much of it, I’m gonna need to get me a pair of Wellies….

    (If you don’t know what Wellies are, you better go back home to Tax’chusetts)

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    • bill johnson's avatar
      bill johnson permalink
      May 25, 2010 12:24 pm

      get a life this proves nothing.

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  4. Terrant's avatar
    January 11, 2009 2:55 pm

    Hmmm… If the environmentalists have problem with the this Internet thingy causing pollution, they can leave and use telegrams to post their blogs.

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  5. The Intellectual Redneck's avatar
    January 11, 2009 2:58 pm

    Have you been wondering who is responsible for the bank crisis and the failure of Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac? Every voting age American should be required to watch this video. The video is from 2004 Congressional hearings about regulating Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac. You will see Republicans pointing out problems and calling for more regulation of Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac. You will see Barney Frank, Maxine Waters and other Democrats denying there is a problem and criticizing the regulators and Republicans for trying to prevent the upcoming crisis. If this video doesn’t make you ashamed to be a member of the Democratic Party, nothing will.
    Proof positive that democrats are responsible for bank crisis

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  6. Mike Garcia's avatar
    Mike Garcia permalink
    January 12, 2009 12:26 pm

    Well, since we all know Al Gore invented the internet, then it’s logical to assume that Al Gore causes Global Warming.

    😀

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  7. Deb's avatar
    Deb permalink
    January 13, 2009 9:08 am

    LOL, Mike!!!

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  8. Jeremy Williams's avatar
    January 14, 2009 8:13 am

    Sorry, the newspaper report that made those claims is actually totally false, and the guy who wrote it is pretty angry about the way it’s suddenly everywhere:

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-11128_3-10141432-54.html

    Considering we’d have to travel to the library to find our information, Google is a net reduction in CO2. Which means green blogs are probably here to stay.

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  9. infilite's avatar
    infilite permalink
    May 18, 2009 1:53 am

    Hi Mr. Pink Eyes,
    if google is the only one thing that increases global warming… then hats off to you….

    but what you said is false..!
    first sell your big gas guzzling car.
    then talk about global warming. 😉

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  10. SHIT, SHIT, SHIT's avatar
    SHIT, SHIT, SHIT permalink
    May 23, 2009 5:54 pm

    HAVE A SHITTY DAY! (AND EVENING!)

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    • Steve Dennis's avatar
      May 24, 2009 7:19 am

      I had a great day and evening and I think today is going to be much the same. Please don’t use all caps.

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  11. SHIT, SHIT, SHIT's avatar
    SHIT, SHIT, SHIT permalink
    May 23, 2009 5:56 pm

    HAVE A SHITTY DAY. (AND EVENING!)

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  12. papa's avatar
    June 5, 2009 12:41 am

    fuck u all americans

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  13. Darren Reay's avatar
    Darren Reay permalink
    April 1, 2010 10:53 am

    Just looked at your health care banner to stop obama going ahead with his health care.
    I am english and think you should just listen to what he has to advise becasue just think about it, it wont only be stable people who can have health care it will be people who aren’t in poverty.
    I know most of you will argue well it’s worked for me so far, but what if heaven forbid you have a serious illness, do you think your saving or income will cover you? . . . just a thought.
    The NHS has worked wonders for most people in the UK and ok there are 1 or 2 glitches but it’s there when we need it.
    I think Obama is taking you in the right direction because you shouldn’t be earning money off peoples illnesses, that’s just wrong.

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