Sheryl Crow Wants to Pass Restrictions on Toilet Paper Use to Stop Global Warming
Sheryl Crow has decided that the best way to stop global warming is to pass limitations on how much toilet paper may be used per sitting. Thank God we have such intellectuals in Hollywood and the music industry to guide us through our lives and to tell us what is good for us.
Just remind me not to shake her hand if I ever meet her.
From the article:
Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.
“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”
So, who would decide which occasions would warrant two squares?
That is not the only paper product she proposes doing away with:
Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins “represent the height of wastefulness”.
So how does she propose doing away with napkins? You won’t believe this, but here is her solution:
She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a “dining sleeve”.
The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another “dining sleeve” after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
You read that right, a removable sleeve to wipe your mouth on with a clean sleeve to replace it when your done. All these years I have been telling my children to stop wiping their mouths on their sleeves. To use a napkin. If only I had known they were saving the planet.
Won’t purposely dirtying clothes that will then need to be washed lead to more water usage? Wouldn’t that be bad for the planet?
These global warming alarmists are getting more crazy every day. We need to put an end to this hoax before they pass legislation that will tax us to death.
America's Watchtower 
Sherll Crow can stop using toilet papaer if she wishes too.
While she is at it. She could down size the fleet she drags around the country side. I bet Her fleet alone sucks 1000 gallons of gas a day!
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Yeah? Sheryl Crow nows about Global Warming! She is causing it.
Why am I not suprised from this nonsense?
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What a crappy idea.
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No wonder Rove told her to take her hands off of him.
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Lol AVOR, it’s just to tempting to pass up, isn’t it. 🙂
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Tim, it’s just so annoying that these people try to tell us how to live, while living differently themselves, isn’t it.
I wonder how she feels about feminine hygene products.
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I really wish these singers and entertainers would keep to singing and not trying to be geniuses!!! Just because they can sing or entertain does not qualify them to have brains and be educated on current events!!!!
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