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Middle School Bans Farting

February 5, 2008

 Well, it’s super Tuesday and as I fear it will be a horrible day for conservatism as McCain and Huckabee seem to be doing well so I thought I would lighten up the mood a little bit. And to do this I give you this story.

 With all the nanny state regulations and laws being created I thought I would share the story of a school which is banning a natural body function, farting.

“Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS,” the newsletter said. “It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!”

 Intentional farting?  So if your walking down the hall and you are trying to hold it in and it slips out, that’s okay, but if you feel the need to fart and you don’t try to hold it in, detention.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. November 22, 2008 8:42 am

    farting relives tension and grosses out the girls. farting is fun.


  2. December 19, 2009 3:35 am

    I say it is no big deal now days everyone has to fart in the Walmart in the car walking down the sidewalk, in school, we eat so many poisons that everyones body is so full of gases that are harmful to our health and farting is a result of this. It can’t be helped anymore. People like to laugh it off because they are embarassed about it. 20 years ago everyone would have died and gone to hell before they farted in front of anyone but that is not the case now days because of what I just told you about the foods we are subjected to. So get used to it America shut up and drink your blood. as the mother vampire said to her baby. well this is practically what we are feeding our children now. not blood but poisons galore.


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