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Suicide bombing instructor in Iraq blows up the whole class during a demonstration

February 10, 2014

 Consider this your feel-good story of the day: a suicide bombing instructor in Iraq was demonstrating to his pupils the proper way to detonate a suicide vest in order to kill infidels only to blow up the whole class, killing most of the would be martyrs.

A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.

Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp, which is in a farming area in the northeastern province of Samara, according to the police and army officials. Stores of other explosive devices and heavy weapons were also kept there, the officials said.

  Anyone want to bet against Barack Obama taking credit for this by claiming he authorized the infiltration of the group and had the dummy suicide vest replaced with a live one?

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  1. colddeadhandsdays's avatar
    February 10, 2014 9:21 pm

    Reblogged this on Cold Dead Hands Days and commented:
    Feel good story of the day:)

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  2. Brittius's avatar
    February 10, 2014 9:33 pm

    “SILENCE!!!……………..i kill you” -Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist
    (72 virgins, and No More Pecker!)

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    • Steve Dennis's avatar
      February 10, 2014 9:56 pm

      LOL! Do they still get their virgins considering they were not officially martyrs?

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      • Petermc3's avatar
        February 10, 2014 10:36 pm

        You know, you never have your Qaran handy for reference when you need it…damn!

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      • Brittius's avatar
        February 11, 2014 5:53 am

        Probably not.., and still no pecker.

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      • Steve Dennis's avatar
        February 11, 2014 6:25 am

        LOL Brittius, I guess the virgins wouldn’t do him any good anyway!

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      • Steve Dennis's avatar
        February 11, 2014 6:26 am

        I can’t seem to find my pocket Qaran, I know it is around here somewhere…..

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  3. Petermc3's avatar
    February 10, 2014 9:49 pm

    If my math is correct that’s 1584 virgins they have to come up with. Maybe they can take some of our illegals to help out.

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    • Steve Dennis's avatar
      February 10, 2014 9:57 pm

      I am still wondering if they get their virgins because I don’t think they were officially martyrs.

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  4. Conservatives on Fire's avatar
    February 10, 2014 10:06 pm

    Do they still get their 72 high breasted virgins? Inquiring minds want to know. 🙂

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  5. MaddMedic's avatar
    MaddMedic permalink
    February 10, 2014 10:17 pm

    Reblogged this on Freedom Is Just Another Word… and commented:
    Damn…..Justice served…

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  6. AKA John Galt's avatar
    February 10, 2014 10:19 pm

    Reblogged this on U.S. Constitutional Free Press.

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  7. Bruce's avatar
    Bruce permalink
    February 10, 2014 10:23 pm

    As a Christian, you have given me a real moral challenge as to how much I should enjoy this story. I think I enjoy it more than I should.

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  8. zip's avatar
    zip permalink
    February 11, 2014 12:25 am

    Brought this comic to mind: “Pay attention, I’m only going to do this once.”

    Really it’s sad to be indoctrinated that way, but the lie is a swift runner.

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  9. Disturbeddeputy's avatar
    February 11, 2014 10:28 pm

    Reblogged this on disturbeddeputy and commented:
    His students should have done the on-line course. Then again…NAH!

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